No, I haven't been dissected at area 51, just been away -- far, far away.


Rose Bowl Parade

Did anybody catch this in the Rose Bowl Parade last week?
I didn't go myself, too many humans.


My Alien Adventure

I wonder if I'll run into this guy on Zeta Reticuli


Yes Melissa there IS a bigfoot!

From an article in the Salt Lake Tribune:

According to members of the Big Foot Research Organization who came from all over the country to search for Bigfoot sightings along the Mirror Lake Highway this week, the answer to that question is, Yes, Melissa, there is a Sasquatch.


Fucking Alien

Every time I give some human a mind probe, I can read them thinking "Fucking Alien". That gave me the idea to get the domain name: fuckingalien.com.

I hope it somehow helps you humans find your way back.