Damn Lawyers

Family of dead miner offered £7 as lawyers earn £41m - Britain - Times Online

Gee, I wonder why people hate lawyers...

(hat tip to BoneheadOfTheDayAward.com)

UK says UFOs caused by natural forces, not aliens | Reuters.com

UK Ministry of Defense says UFOs caused by natural forces, not aliens.

Now that they've identified these flying objects they can no longer be called Unidentified Flying Objects.

There's nothing to see here, move along...