Earth Chicks Are Easy!

In the latest Bizarre news newsletter, Jane confesses her love for Queetzal:

My favorite bizarre stories revolve around alien abductions. I read all
I can about this stuff (Queetzal, if you're reading, I think I love you!)

Well Jane, here I am.

Do you think I have a chance with an Earth chick?


Tenth Planet

According to Scientific American and these guys New Planet Discovered in the Solar System, there's a tenth planet just discovered way out beyond Pluto.

Yes, as a matter of fact, I have been there. It's really, really cold, so I'm not going back.