Stop Shooting at Me!

Former Canadian Minister Of Defence Asks Canadian Parliament Asked To Hold Hearings On Relations With Alien "Et" Civilizations - Yahoo! News

He's right, you should all lay down your guns and surrender.

Do I remind you of somebody?

Do I remind you of somebody?

Anybody at all?

Someone close to you maybe.

Perhaps a family member, like your mom?

That's what this head-shrinker says, he says your mother looks like yours truly!
I think you should take this as a supreme compliment, your mom is as good looking as Queetzal.

Personally, I don't see the the resemblance, but then all you mothers look alike to me.


Keep it to yourself!

Have you been abducted by aliens?
Are you going to talk about it?
Think twice before you do.

You better be ready for the public humiliation you're going to face. You will be looked at as a hoaxer, a liar, a scam artist, someone who wants to sell their story for the maximum profit.

There are psychologists/psychiatrists who claim it's all a false memory, saying this is a common symptom of sleep paralysis. It's because of a overactive imagination combined with childhood sexual abuse. That's your Uncle Lester the molester you dream about, not Queetzal. Normal people don't get abducted, only weirdos. (IE: You must be a loony if you claim you were abducted.)

When's the last time you heard a story of alien abduction in the mainstream press where the writer was not mocking rednecks or hillbillies for claiming to be abducted by aliens.
"Hah-ha-ha, how come only inbred morons tell these stories? Hey Bubba, was that grey gal purty? Did she probe ya? buh huh huh!"

Keep it to yourself, or you'll be mocked until you're ready to commit suicide. After you do, everyone will know you were crazy all along,

The conspiracy is real, but even the conspirators don't know it!



Wow, That Sucks!

Myblogsite has informed me that my former blog over at:
is being closed as of November 30, 2005.

I can migrate to BlogHarbor for $8.95 a month.


From now on, this is my main blog.

Here's the text of the message:

Dear MyBlogSite Member,
We'd like to thank you for using the MyBlogSite service and hope that you have found it a fun and useful tool. After a careful evaluation of our product portfolio, we have decided to no longer provide a blog service. We value you as a loyal customer, and want to do everything we can to ensure that you will still be able to continue blogging and keep all your current postings and photos. So we'd like to introduce you to a compatible blog service that you can migrate your account to, BlogHarbor! You'll get a no-risk, 30-Days FREE trial to test the BlogHarbor service. BlogHarbor is a full-service weblog hosting provider based on the same blog platform as MyBlogSite, allowing for an effortless and full migration of your current blogsite. BlogHarbor offers ad-free premium blog hosting starting from $8.95/month, and provides a variety of enhanced services, additional disk space and capacity, total control over the look and feel of your blog, and top-notch customer service and support. BlogHarbor even offers you the ability to use a domain name as your blog address!
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MyBlogSite Team


Not even 24 hours notice and I can no longer post, so I'll just have to call them rotten bastards from over here.



Resistance is futile!

Alert to Tinfoil Hat Wearers! That aluminum foil you thought was stopping the government mind control may actually be amplifying the effect.