Earth Chicks Are Easy!

In the latest Bizarre news newsletter, Jane confesses her love for Queetzal:

My favorite bizarre stories revolve around alien abductions. I read all
I can about this stuff (Queetzal, if you're reading, I think I love you!)

Well Jane, here I am.

Do you think I have a chance with an Earth chick?

Tenth Planet

According to Scientific American and these guys New Planet Discovered in the Solar System, there's a tenth planet just discovered way out beyond Pluto.

Yes, as a matter of fact, I have been there. It's really, really cold, so I'm not going back.

But what about the buffalo?

WorldNetDaily: DNA 'sasquashes' Bigfoot claim.
These guys say it's a Bison, not Bigfoot that left the hair at the site of the Bigfoot sighting.

CSI - Sasquatch

According to the Edmonton Journal, there's a CSI style analysis going on on a clump of hair found after Sasquatch was sighted.
I don't think any analysis (short of an autopsy) can prove Sasquatch exists, it can only prove that it's a clump of dog hair or something. After all, if it doesn't match any known animal, that still doesn't prove anything to the skeptics.
The eyewitnesses don't need proof, they already know what they saw.

Bigfoot does NOT have spots.

According to NBC5.com - Irresistible Headlines; Bigfoot Allegedly Spotted In Canada's Yukon Territory.
I can tell you for sure, Sasquatch does not have spots, stripes or patches. He's kind of a brownish color.

Alien Game

Alien Hominid pretty good entertainment.
heh!