Rose Bowl Parade

Did anybody catch this in the Rose Bowl Parade last week?
I didn't go myself, too many humans.

Fucking Alien

Every time I give some human a mind probe, I can read them thinking "Fucking Alien". That gave me the idea to get the domain name: fuckingalien.com.

I hope it somehow helps you humans find your way back.

Secret Bases on the Moon and Mars

We are controlled. We are manipulated. THEY are not going to tell you that you are being controlled. But, we truly are. Where do people go to get their information? Actually it comes to us. In fact...we are bombarded, barraged and blitzkrieged by the holy media. Television, movies, magazines, the Internet and newspapers rain down upon us info. THEY own the media and the sad truth is THEY own us. This is not information, it is MIND-CONTROL.

Go check it out

QUEETZAL FOR PRESIDENT!!!

In the Bizarre News news letter, Teresa writes to Lewis --

QUEETZAL FOR PRESIDENT!!!

I hate to dissapoint one of Lewis's readers, but I cannot be president as I am an illegal alien. I can however rule as your alien overlord. I wonder if there's any chance of getting me on the ballot running as alien overlord.

Kidnapped by UFOs ?

NOVA examines the "phenomena".
Did you expect the truth from these people?

That wasn't me! I never ask permission!

According to Bizarre News a UFO buzzed the Hilo Hawaii airport, prompting Lewis to comment:

Maybe Queetzal requested a fly-by and the tower boss told him, "That's a negative, Ghostrider, the pattern is full."

Heh, heh, that Lewis is a funny man.

All joking aside Lewis, I never ask permission when I buzz the tower.