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Protect Your Household with a Raygun!

Better Safe Than Sorry: Get yours today! heh!

That wasn't me! I never ask permission!

According to Bizarre News a UFO buzzed the Hilo Hawaii airport, prompting Lewis to comment:

Maybe Queetzal requested a fly-by and the tower boss told him, "That's a negative, Ghostrider, the pattern is full."

Heh, heh, that Lewis is a funny man.

All joking aside Lewis, I never ask permission when I buzz the tower.

Xena's now a planet

According to the Sydnet Morning Herald

The solar system has 12 planets, not nine.

That's the earthshaking conclusion of an influential international committee, which on Wednesday will recommend a new definition of what qualifies as a planet.

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A planet, they decreed, is any star-orbiting object so large that its own gravity pulls in its rough edges, producing a near-perfect sphere.

The article goes on to exlain there are really 8 planets and a new class of planets called plutons.
Sounds like a cop-out to me -- answering the question by re-defining the question.
They are planets, but thet're not.

Second class planets? Can't be -- Xena 's 1st class in my book!

hat tip: Digg

Damn Lawyers

Family of dead miner offered £7 as lawyers earn £41m - Britain - Times Online

Gee, I wonder why people hate lawyers...

(hat tip to BoneheadOfTheDayAward.com)

UK says UFOs caused by natural forces, not aliens | Reuters.com

UK Ministry of Defense says UFOs caused by natural forces, not aliens.

Now that they've identified these flying objects they can no longer be called Unidentified Flying Objects.

There's nothing to see here, move along...