Yes Melissa there IS a bigfoot!

From an article in the Salt Lake Tribune:

According to members of the Big Foot Research Organization who came from all over the country to search for Bigfoot sightings along the Mirror Lake Highway this week, the answer to that question is, Yes, Melissa, there is a Sasquatch.

Fucking Alien

Every time I give some human a mind probe, I can read them thinking "Fucking Alien". That gave me the idea to get the domain name: fuckingalien.com.

I hope it somehow helps you humans find your way back.

New Link

Frank Warren

Big Foot - Less?

Big Foot-Less?

Secret Bases on the Moon and Mars

We are controlled. We are manipulated. THEY are not going to tell you that you are being controlled. But, we truly are. Where do people go to get their information? Actually it comes to us. In fact...we are bombarded, barraged and blitzkrieged by the holy media. Television, movies, magazines, the Internet and newspapers rain down upon us info. THEY own the media and the sad truth is THEY own us. This is not information, it is MIND-CONTROL.

Go check it out

QUEETZAL FOR PRESIDENT!!!

In the Bizarre News news letter, Teresa writes to Lewis --

QUEETZAL FOR PRESIDENT!!!

I hate to dissapoint one of Lewis's readers, but I cannot be president as I am an illegal alien. I can however rule as your alien overlord. I wonder if there's any chance of getting me on the ballot running as alien overlord.