5.21.2005

Bigfoot in Hiding?

I think Sasquatch has gone into hiding. He wasn't at the designated coordinates when I went to pick him up. He doesn't answer his cell phone. His lady friend hasn't seen him (by the way, she says "good riddance"). I can't even track him down with the implant.

I just hope nobody's bagged him.
According to this article, he's been stolen.